bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

mayuasagiri:

Rawberry by Mai・ω・)
congenitalprogramming:

E͈̣N̯̙D͓̭̗͓͎̳̻̕ ͔̣͕̩̫T̙̬͝H̻͈̝Ȩ ͍̞̫͓͎̦͜Ḅ̧̜̞̞̯Ḛ̝͍̲͔̗̬G̶̦͇̣̼͓̺I͖͕̩̳͎N̻̕N̖I̥̩̱̮̦̼͟N̴͍̻̙Ģ̜̱̗̻͙ͅ

congenitalprogramming:

E͈̣N̯̙D͓̭̗͓͎̳̻̕ ͔̣͕̩̫T̙̬͝H̻͈̝Ȩ ͍̞̫͓͎̦͜Ḅ̧̜̞̞̯Ḛ̝͍̲͔̗̬G̶̦͇̣̼͓̺I͖͕̩̳͎N̻̕N̖I̥̩̱̮̦̼͟N̴͍̻̙Ģ̜̱̗̻͙ͅ

smooshkin:

New hellhound character.

smooshkin:

New hellhound character.

the-blood-thief:

Let’s put this

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in this

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finding out someone has a crush on your girlfriend / boyfriend

lezbeginshallwe:

and you’re just like

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anodetoquality:

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Evangelion has buckets

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Evangelion has bowling pins

imageEvangelion has underwear

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Evangelion has toasters

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Evangelion has wine

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Evangelion has soccer balls

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Evangelion has electric car charging stations

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Evangelion has fake eyelashes

imageEvangelion eve has its own Schick razor holders

But do they have— they have it!!image

EVANGELION CANNED BREAD